SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
it was like eating out sand paper
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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