If that was your dad, he is hot
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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