i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
