Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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