he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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