is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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