Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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