Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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