she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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