Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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