these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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