Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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