if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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