I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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