what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize