If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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