nut hugger
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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