I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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