Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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