i just sent this text using only my big toe
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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