Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Still dying that you shit outside
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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