Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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