Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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