You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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