I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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