Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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