hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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