I wanna bring you to show and tell
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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