At least make sure they are 18
Why
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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