How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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