She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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