So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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