I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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