I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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