Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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