I'm drive I can fine osifer
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Everclear isn't food dammit
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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