We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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