Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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