i don't like sucking hair
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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