You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Randomize
