It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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