Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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