Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Randomize
