I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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