The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
do nipples grow back?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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