She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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