time to smoke my breakfast
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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