return my video game
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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