okay pat passed out under dana's car
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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