do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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