I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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