they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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