btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
